So yeah Im just killing time while the rest of my "Vampire Diaries" episode 12 loads, lol I believe that every male needs a good "Vampire, female oriented horror" film or tv series, to get the blood racing (lol) and to better understand the female obsession with tall, strong, white guys with broody eyes.
xoxo
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Moments..
Dont you love it when you have those moments of brilliance where everything you type is perfectly structured, relevant and witty? As I type this I am in no way shape or form near that moment .. this is just a tribute lol
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Sunday, May 23, 2010
Past present and future
What is it that makes us who we are? Life is ever-changing, our tastes and preferences, our physical attributes etc etc So how does what we did then, affect what we do now and how does what we do now affect what we do in the future? What can we do to .. say channel our fate in the direction we want it to proceed?
Yeah "put in the hard work now to benefit in the future" is good in theory but if the hard work that we put in directly leads to negative consequences? Blah
Im lost lol
xoxo
Yeah "put in the hard work now to benefit in the future" is good in theory but if the hard work that we put in directly leads to negative consequences? Blah
Im lost lol
xoxo
Friday, April 23, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Are you a bum boy?
The "Bum boy diesease": otherwise known as the "Eat Arse" Virus is a viral infection which causes a person to have unwavering devotion towards another. Common amongst young males the Bum boy disease (BBD) has the potential to deal a direct blow to the image of the "ideal male" i.e. bread winning macho man.
Historians believe the BBD originated in 1209BC from the persian freedom fighters (PFF)prior to the great greek wars. When the PFF joined forces with king Zerksees they had to partake in lude acts of gaydultery (new word I just made up) to form the Zerksees bond. These so called "bonding actions" led to all the members of the PFF to become unknowingly devoted to King Zerksees doing anything he demanded of them. Upon the fall of King Zerksees to the mighty Samoan Spartans in 1211BC the BDD seemed to have been wiped out by the Spartans Manly Immune system. This was not so as the BDD arose again in the late 1500s with the Tongan insvasion of Samoa and 2001 with the terrorist attacks on the World trade centre.
The symptoms: The symptoms vary for this disease as it evolves with each host, however here are some general symptoms which might allow for earlt treatment.
1.The affected answers the other persons questions even though they are'nt directed at him/her
2.The affected tries to impress the other person no matter what the situation i.e. in church, class, libraries, food joints, clubs, toilet areas, touch.
3.The affected always talks about the other person when they are not around and always talks to the person when they are, even in the event of a fire and near death situations ...
4.If the person needs anything, to the affected money is no issue.
**Misc**
I would like to give thanks to my publishers myth-busters and my sponsors wayne-kurr inc.
Everything in this post is estimated or made up. :)
Historians believe the BBD originated in 1209BC from the persian freedom fighters (PFF)prior to the great greek wars. When the PFF joined forces with king Zerksees they had to partake in lude acts of gaydultery (new word I just made up) to form the Zerksees bond. These so called "bonding actions" led to all the members of the PFF to become unknowingly devoted to King Zerksees doing anything he demanded of them. Upon the fall of King Zerksees to the mighty Samoan Spartans in 1211BC the BDD seemed to have been wiped out by the Spartans Manly Immune system. This was not so as the BDD arose again in the late 1500s with the Tongan insvasion of Samoa and 2001 with the terrorist attacks on the World trade centre.
The symptoms: The symptoms vary for this disease as it evolves with each host, however here are some general symptoms which might allow for earlt treatment.
1.The affected answers the other persons questions even though they are'nt directed at him/her
2.The affected tries to impress the other person no matter what the situation i.e. in church, class, libraries, food joints, clubs, toilet areas, touch.
3.The affected always talks about the other person when they are not around and always talks to the person when they are, even in the event of a fire and near death situations ...
4.If the person needs anything, to the affected money is no issue.
**Misc**
I would like to give thanks to my publishers myth-busters and my sponsors wayne-kurr inc.
Everything in this post is estimated or made up. :)
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