Secrets

I recently caught wind of some interesting news. My friend "Bren" found out his friend "Jamal" was cheating on his girlfriend "Sasha". Unfortunately for Bren he's very good friends with both. Bren came to ME looking for advice on what to do.

This is what I said to him - ... Que sera, sera, whatever will be will be .. haha jk jk .."Brother from another mother, you have got to tell him to STOP. If he is not going to tell her about it .. then you will tell the loud mouth of the group (there's always one) who'll eventually let her know... if he doesn't waawwna tell her, then you must APREHEND the bro card you gave him last christmas, redeemable only when he grows the kahunas to be a man and tell her .." I know right so wise.

Thanks =)

P.S.
You're probably wandering why Bren would come to me for advice - have ye knoweth, I'm quite experienced in the art of conflict avoidance and general "smoothingout" of problems. Also with relationships, pffft 15 years of online dating under the belt baby Booya

How much fun is too much fun?

My friends and I have never been heavy drinkers. The main reason for this is Jesus. In high school my friends and I were men of the cloth, ordained... haha i joke, we weren't clergy men but we were very religious. We had an amazing fire for Christ fueled by naivety and a lack of purpose. Taught that drinking was immoral, I stayed away from it instantly thinking I was better then those who did (making me a hypocrite for judging others hahaha) .. I remember being in 6th form thinking "I am NEVER touching a drop of alcohol in my life!".. and then I started University. My naivety evaporated with nights out in town, the school bar, the park, house parties, nights before assignments, nights before tests, nights before exams hahah sheet. Being a professional student for 5 years now (lol) I've become a lot more .. open minded. My previous view on drinking has slightly been altered from "ew, drinking" to "oh, drinking". I guess I can HONESTLY say that I've adopted the whole "drinking in moderation", "Sip stay in play", "Drink to have fun" buzz. What I find hilarious are people that say and truly mean this up until 4 bottles/shots/glasses in.

hmmm ... I feel afraid that my drinking habits are leading me towards a bleak future of alcoholism which as everyone knows, goes hand in hand with beer goggles disease grrrr LOL ..Naw I've seen people phase from the "I'm just drinking for fun" to "Lets get drunk B*arrttgchhh zzz" ugh

.....Lets hope and pray I don't change. I'm already pretty ugly, I don't need excessive drunken behaviour to make it worse. Booya

This guy is INSANE!!!

How many times..

I don't know how many times I've said to myself "I'm going to start my assignment today" and haven't done JACK. Haha I think I need a change of attitude.. hmm what requirements are there for a "change in attitude"?. To come up with an answer for this question I'm asking myself I must think really hard.... or not. I read somewhere that to change someones "way of thinking" is to change there whole persona. I say way of thinking because to change the way one thinks of an individual subject is one thing.. and actually very easy. According to a few friends of mine, understanding the way of thought is KEY to the manipulation and takingadvantageof other individuals. It starts off with observing and matching interest topics....wait im going off subject hmm save that story for another post .. okay sooo anyway, affecting the pattern of thought for the whole MIND is similar but all together different..kind of like Pinky and the Brain, both rats but one's SO MUCH more complicated than the other. Any who I guess approaching the subject at hand I should really ask myself "WHAT IS ATTITUDE?" - At first glance (from my all knowing eyes haha) Its a "way" of feeling.. it gives us .. oompf. Its definitely part of our thought process, I mean we all have an attitude or way of feeling toward something.

How can we change our "Attitude" - Changing "A way of feeling". So everybody knows that feelings are derived from emotions, which are a state of mind based on circumstance. Assuming ceteris paribus (LOL), our attitude is primarily affected by our state of mind! Eurika! therefore, changing our STATE OF MIND should alter our attituuuddee??!!...that doesn't sound right..(well for what im trying to think up anyway) lol I guess if I was looking for a temporary change to my attitude, and it was towards ONE thing .. I would so be done .. but, I'm not. =(

Now a little about myself.. as you could probably tell from my blog, I'm pretty average. I kind of take life one post at a time (quote unquote) lol.. I don't plan much unless I really want something, I don't care much unless I really have to and I dont feel much unless provoked. Sure I cry at movies, nostalgic moments and some funerals but most times I'm pretty oblivious (ALL OF THIS IS ON THE INSIDE WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME). How could I go about changing my attitude towards my assignments and tests while remaining "bleh" about everything else? wouldn't be fair now would it. #totalupheaval! I say.

so thinking of what I;ve already said up there^, To attain a TOTAL permanent change in attitude I would require a ... change in THINKING. Not just thoughts towards individual subjects but everything I guess. My thoughts are kind of like levels. I have surface thoughts underlying thoughts and deeeeeeeeeepppp thoughts. All my feelings (or true feelings i should say) are products of deep thought, surface emotions or what everyone sees are from the other two levels. (Wow self realization happening right now). In order to affect my attitude towards everything I guess (cause thats what ive been doing this whole time) I will have to infiltrate and change my "Deep zone" ....but how.. I know!!! BLACK OPS!!!

PWND

The dopeness 1

Errrr? =)

08.10.2010

Just got to uni, studying in the fale. Why does it always smell bad when you first get here?

does our nose adjust?

I want to watch Paranormal activity. That is all

Brown or Banks?

With the Auckland Super City Mayoral elections coming up, I'm voting LEN BROWN! Partly because his name is similar to Chris Breezy but more so because he's Polynesia friendly =) (dowwwnnn for the brooowwwnn). He understands the cultural convents and traditions of our people..well at least more than John Banks does, frankly I wouldn't mind seeing some of the Samoan concepts of respect and pride instilled in the council =) wouldn't that be something lol.

Anyway driving down to Tauranga this weekend for my fathers friends 50th birthday, is it weird that all I want to do down there is find an internet cafe and play war-craft 3? I would usually jump at the opportunity to get lost in a new city, looking for second hand book stores, having lunch at the local Burger King lol something must have happened to me. Have I gone Lazy?? (more Lazy than normal haha) or am I just so addicted to this game that its trumped my feel for adventure. If its the latter has technology come so far as to satisfy our desires with out much physical effort? woah I hope its just me being lazy cause that would just be ...sad =(

K bye x

Perfection.

-a bystanders observation of.... AUPISA Sports day

What a blast. Intense, fast paced, ankle breaking basketball, perfectly timed silver fern like netball passes, forearm/face bruising volley spikes and a dancing flash (yes the super hero lol)what more could one ask for in a sports day. Well done PILSA for being amazing hosts, so much fun and chumminess not to mention FOOD! It set the perfect stage for the students to get to know each other and perhaps build friendships to last a lifetime ..or one night ;). Just the event we needed before the mid-term test period. Hope to see you all at the social next week lol!

xoxo Klaas Verd!ct

Forgetting Sarah Marshall!

Ridin solo

Its hard to get over the past but in the end ... Its not. Change your mindset and you will find yourself in a world of good.

TFAC!

The vampire Diaries?

So yeah Im just killing time while the rest of my "Vampire Diaries" episode 12 loads, lol I believe that every male needs a good "Vampire, female oriented horror" film or tv series, to get the blood racing (lol) and to better understand the female obsession with tall, strong, white guys with broody eyes.
xoxo

Moments..

Dont you love it when you have those moments of brilliance where everything you type is perfectly structured, relevant and witty? As I type this I am in no way shape or form near that moment .. this is just a tribute lol

x

This is the song of today!

This kid has lungs

Past present and future

What is it that makes us who we are? Life is ever-changing, our tastes and preferences, our physical attributes etc etc So how does what we did then, affect what we do now and how does what we do now affect what we do in the future? What can we do to .. say channel our fate in the direction we want it to proceed?

Yeah "put in the hard work now to benefit in the future" is good in theory but if the hard work that we put in directly leads to negative consequences? Blah

Im lost lol

xoxo

Favourite song right now, Myles Kennedy ownnsss

22 :D

Im 22 now yay

A milli a milli unst unst

Are you a bum boy?

The "Bum boy diesease": otherwise known as the "Eat Arse" Virus is a viral infection which causes a person to have unwavering devotion towards another. Common amongst young males the Bum boy disease (BBD) has the potential to deal a direct blow to the image of the "ideal male" i.e. bread winning macho man.

Historians believe the BBD originated in 1209BC from the persian freedom fighters (PFF)prior to the great greek wars. When the PFF joined forces with king Zerksees they had to partake in lude acts of gaydultery (new word I just made up) to form the Zerksees bond. These so called "bonding actions" led to all the members of the PFF to become unknowingly devoted to King Zerksees doing anything he demanded of them. Upon the fall of King Zerksees to the mighty Samoan Spartans in 1211BC the BDD seemed to have been wiped out by the Spartans Manly Immune system. This was not so as the BDD arose again in the late 1500s with the Tongan insvasion of Samoa and 2001 with the terrorist attacks on the World trade centre.

The symptoms: The symptoms vary for this disease as it evolves with each host, however here are some general symptoms which might allow for earlt treatment.

1.The affected answers the other persons questions even though they are'nt directed at him/her
2.The affected tries to impress the other person no matter what the situation i.e. in church, class, libraries, food joints, clubs, toilet areas, touch.
3.The affected always talks about the other person when they are not around and always talks to the person when they are, even in the event of a fire and near death situations ...
4.If the person needs anything, to the affected money is no issue.

**Misc**
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Everything in this post is estimated or made up. :)