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Talofa. If I had a Netflix show made about me tomorrow it would be ... pretty boring. I'm here to post about first world problems and out of this world solutions. Cheers.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Ugly? Nahhh

The worst is when ugly people get pretty.

The fact is (and don't you deny it), physically attractive people glide through life on a cloud of admiration and worship. Gag. The rest of you us lowly beings who grew up without these assets, have learned to survive via other means. When members of our lower echelon evolve and join these elite's, we have what some people have labelled .. Wifey Material. haha

I know it's a crazy thing to take in right! These traitors. Use and abuse us for our knowledge, our skills in advantageous human interacting! A travesty of justice!

A thoughtful, knows-how-to-dress, great personality beautiful person is born.

My sarcastic post for the day.


  1. Absolutely love your blog posts - Mr funny guy lol :)

    1. Haha look who's talking(commenting) you crack me up!